Post by daemona on Dec 9, 2005 14:59:14 GMT -5
Mr. O'Neill (points to Daria) - What's a daydream that you'd like to see come true?
Daria - Well, I guess I'd like my whole family to do something together.
Mr. O'Neill - Excellent!
Daria - Something that'll really make them suffer.
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Quinn - Stop following me, Daria. (beat) You're following me.
Daria - We go to the same school.
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Ms. Defoe - Good work, Daria. Your cube is bursting out of the picture plane. You've really created the illusion of depth.
Daria - I'm thinking of going into politics.
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Brittany - Hey, even though I'm much more popular, we have some things in common.
Daria - Breathing?
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Quinn - I think people who run over animals should get run over themselves to see how they like it.
Daria - What about unpopular animals?
Quinn - Unpopular animals don't count.
Daria - What about the stupid ones?
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Helen - Well... how about TV? Seen anything good recently?
Daria - Just the usual crazy guy claiming aliens are walking our streets.
Helen - Well, of course they are. Many of them can't afford a car. No shame in that.
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Jane - Did we just see a U.F.O.?
Daria - You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.
Jane - But only an idiot would go stalking with a flashlight.
Daria - Come on. This is Lawndale.
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Daria - Well, I guess I'd like my whole family to do something together.
Mr. O'Neill - Excellent!
Daria - Something that'll really make them suffer.
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Quinn - Stop following me, Daria. (beat) You're following me.
Daria - We go to the same school.
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Ms. Defoe - Good work, Daria. Your cube is bursting out of the picture plane. You've really created the illusion of depth.
Daria - I'm thinking of going into politics.
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Brittany - Hey, even though I'm much more popular, we have some things in common.
Daria - Breathing?
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Quinn - I think people who run over animals should get run over themselves to see how they like it.
Daria - What about unpopular animals?
Quinn - Unpopular animals don't count.
Daria - What about the stupid ones?
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Helen - Well... how about TV? Seen anything good recently?
Daria - Just the usual crazy guy claiming aliens are walking our streets.
Helen - Well, of course they are. Many of them can't afford a car. No shame in that.
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Jane - Did we just see a U.F.O.?
Daria - You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.
Jane - But only an idiot would go stalking with a flashlight.
Daria - Come on. This is Lawndale.
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