Just for fun.. top ten list

[PoetOfSerendipity]

Hi everyone.. does anything go in the cafe??

I'm on another forum.. which is mostly female.. and there was some male bashing going on ;D *shock*

I felt the need to stick up for the male half of the human race.. and this is what came out.

We have a lot of serious poetry on here.. and I LOVE it.. but this is on the lighter side.....I hope you enjoy..

Top 10 reasons your man might not have gotten you a caring and sensitive gift for your birthday

10. Still shell shocked from your reaction to him not giving a "caring and sensitive" gift on your anniversary.

9. Thinks Ann Taylor "Loft" is actually a funny name for your upstairs attic and wonders why you want a gift from there

8. Has actually convinced himself how much you'll appreciate cuddling up to him in front of the new big screen TV he gave you.

7. Has come to realize after several years of marriage, returned gifts, and tears that he has NO idea what to get.

6. Hasn't recieved instructions yet.. and as with any good husband.. just does what he's told

5. He just hasn't seen anything you'll like in Best Buy

4. Hey.. no rush.. how long does it take to get a gift certificate anyway

3. Was planning something really WONDERFUL but just ran out of time

2. Doesn't KNOW Walmart has flower bouquets for $3.88

.....and the number one reason??

1. HUH??? It's your birthday??

[Elle Rush]

;D

Very Funny stuff, Poet. Sounds like some of those gals were on their
Tell 'em to throw in Alanis' Jagged Little Pill & be done with it already! HHeee.. at least you were good-natured about it.

[Solace512]

haha this made me giggle.
Elle, you are right. Alanis will set 'em off.

[PoetOfSerendipity]

Glad you guys liked it!! I can never remember lyrics or an artist it seems. The only song I remembered of hers was "isn't it ironic". hmmm.. isn't that ironic?

Poet

[Elle Rush]

her newer stuff isn't so "male bash-enesque" more internal-reflective, meditative.